she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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