I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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