i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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