i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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