id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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