I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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