Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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