the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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