you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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