I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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