I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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