i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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