she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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