And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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