My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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