oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have demons in me.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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