You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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