The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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