Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
