I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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