Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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