We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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