Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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