I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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