My boss' voice literally gives me gas
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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