BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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