How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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