halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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