Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My dick has a subreddit
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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