Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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