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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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