I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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