That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she woke up with a sticky ear
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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