4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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