You really coming over, don't trick.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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