Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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