are you so shy because you have an std?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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