two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she told me i tasted like america
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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