I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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