margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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