I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I currently don't understand fingers.
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