so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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