But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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