yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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