I need help removing her.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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