so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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