so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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