Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
where am i from again
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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