My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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