Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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